not what I would want to see (imported)

Sunday, November 28, 2010


not what I would want to see



Dear Building Planner of El Aye Fitness,



I'm not quite sure what you were thinking when you planned the lay out of one of your fitness clubs. This particular club has the lap pool and hot tub situated at the front of the building. This in and of itself is not a problem. The problem that I have are the floor to ceiling windows not only looking into the pool area from inside the club but the floor to ceiling windowns looking into the pool area from the parking lot. Now I can kind of forgive the windows looking into pool from the club, at lease i know the people have to pay good money to look at my fat ass waddeling to and from the pool and hot tub. But I have a bit of a problem with the ones from the parking lot to the pool. The last thing I want is somebody driving by the gym to look in (perhaps they are thinking of joining) and see me, in all my beached whale glory in a suit a size too small because I have too much pride to buy a bigger suit. Seriously what is a new client going to think when they pull up and see me as representative of the El Aye Fitness Clientel? As a club owner I would not want that. I would be locking up that pool area with maybe windows overhead or at least really high up on the walls. Seriously. I know that people are supposed to go to the gym to get in shape and get healthier, but I am not exactly the poster child for Fitness Goals R' Us. And so here I am, researching prices for weight watchers yet again, because I just cant do this on my own. Everytime I try I fail miserably and end up gaining ten pounds because I can't control my need to eat crappy food that tastes or so good. So off I go again into the glorious realm of weight loss and get fit.