I suck at 29

Reasons why I am a 3 at being 29...

I don't have kids
I don't want kids yet
I don't own a house
I'm not married
I can't afford my student loans
I own concert posters not expensive art
I have never been to Hawaii
I curse like a trucker
South park still makes me laugh so hard I snort
The thought of "settling down" makes my eye twitch
I still call people snotty pants bitch face
I make up names for people based on their flaws
I don't have a financial planner
Saving for a tatoo is more important then saving for retirement
My idea of a vacation is getting drunk in Vegas
I have more beer than water in my fridge
I have not had a boob job or a tummy tuck
I still buy furniture on craigslist
My life centers around myspace and facebook

I'm a three not a five people!