What Don't You Do?

Damn, what don’t you do?


The other day I was having a conversation with one of my TWEEPS. We were chatting back and forth talking about what we do and things we like. I had just finished talked about working full time, playing derby, and volunteering. His response was “Damn, what don’t you do?” My immediate response was “A Lot”. I thought about it for a minute. On the exterior it does look like I do a lot. I work in behavioral health most often more than my required 40 hours. I play roller derby when I’m not injured. I still volunteer for the Fire Department and currently help train the new volunteers. It keeps me busy. But here’s what I don’t do…

• Budget well

• Hell, budget at all

• Work out consistently

• Eat Healthy

• Finish whatever project I start

• Check my voicemail

• Call my mom enough

• Get up on time, ever

• Return movies/books/loaned items on time

• Think before I speak

• Talk about my feelings

• Do dishes on the regular

• Exfoliate

• Mail cards out on time. I sign them, address them, and put them in my work bag…I still have valentines cards in there. Oops

• Stick to any list I’ve ever made

• Remember peoples birthdays

• Prioritize. Anything

• Spel

• Use correct grammar? Use grammar correctly? Speak English Good

• Take medications according to directions

• Follow doctor’s orders

• Remember anyone’s birthday

• Clean out my fridge

• Plan ahead

There are probably several other things I can put on here but I don’t want to depress you, or me, for that matter. Truth be told its further proof that I am a three not a five.